i went grocery shopping today and it started to rain so i hailed a cab. this is the exact conversation that happened between me and the driver. (no part has been removed or fabricated)
him: "you are very attractive"
me: (pause) "thanks"
him: "that is a good compliment"
me: "yes it is... thank you!"
a moment...
him: "are you a miss or a misses?"
me: "i am a miss"
him: "why not a misses? are you waiting for prince charming"
me: "yep. mmm hmm. prince charming!"
him: "do you think you are not ready?"
me: "not quite ready."
him: "you are an idiot because you think you are not ready, but you are."
just in time as we pull up to my door. i kindly thanked him for the advice, tipped, and walk inside (trying not to burst out laughing)
Bahahaha! This is awesome. Maybe he was psychic.... ;)
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ReplyDeleteI like this :)
ReplyDeletehahah Love it
ReplyDeletehahahahhahahaha how old was this cab driver?? and please tell me he was foreign
ReplyDeletei think it's probably a good thing the drive was so short... who knows what he would have given you advice about next! haha. love it.
ReplyDeletein my defense, i am not an idiot... i am just a twenty one year old who enjoys being single and until i meet someone who can convince me being married is more fun i am okay with it. silly can driver.
ReplyDeleteFunny story! What a weirdo.
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