a little peek inside my brain would look just like this.

 it's so d___ cold outside. 

100% shea butter makes my body sticky.

i want to cut my hair shorter to my chin.

this must've been what it felt like the moment the word oxymoron was created.

eggs are best sunny side up + then best eaten in no particular order, just everything around the yolk. 

the more bubbles you have, the better the bath.

shopping on sunday is breaking the sabbeth... but what if you're shopping online?

if they're the last ones left + they're on sale, is it worth squishing your foot in them? 
your early twenties have got to be the best time of your life.
how is this boy so cute? even when he's drooling?

if i had to pick on piece of land to fall off the earth i would chose alaska.

five inch heels and snow is a bad combination, always.
my laundry is so overwhelming i want to push it under my bed and $ all new clothes.
lucky charms or honey bunches of oats?

pine green tights are just as cold as nude ones.

i wish i still lived across the hall. 

i secretly think laser hair removal causes cancer.
i want to go to italy.

i need a bigger closet.